दोस्ती सायरी

)Hazaaron Line-en Aisi,Ke Har Line pe bug nikle,Bahut Nikle mere code mein bug,Magar phir bhi kam nikle.
(RemixOf(Hazaaron Khwaahishen Aisi,Ke Har Khwaahish pe dum nikle,Bahut nikle mere Armaan,Magar phir bhi kam nikle।))[Note : Remix created by a friend called JosephPradyot Kujur .]

2)Hamen Jehar peene kee,Chaahat na hoti,Agar Tum na hote.
(RemixOf(Hamen Aur Jeene Kee,Chaahat na hoti,Agar Tum na hote।))

3)Laayak nahin, Nalaayak hoon main,Fraudy bada, dukhdaayak hoon main,Is Job ki, mujhko kya samajh,Is Job ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.
JEE HAN, MAIN HOON NALAAYAK !!!
(RemixOf(Naayak nahin, Khalnaayak hoon main,Julmi badaa, dukhdaayak hoon main,Is Pyaar kee, mujhko kya kadar,Is Pyaar Ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.
JEE HAN, MAIN HOON KHALNAAYAK))

4)Jab koi bug, nikal jaaye,Yaa code, crash kar jaaye,Kar dena, maaf mujhe,O Customer !!
(RemixOf(Jab koi baat, bigad jaaye,Yaa koi, mushkil pad jaaye,Tum dena, saath meraa,O Humnavaaaab !!))

5)Program meraa, chalaate ho,To kuchh, ghabra se jaate ho,Isi ko crash, kehte hain,Isi ko crash, kehte hain.
(RemixOf(Nazar mujhse, milaati ho,To Kuchh, sharmaa se jaati ho,Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain,Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain।))

6)Hamaari hi, coding ne,Customer ko maraaa,Jab bhi karenge,Royega bechaaraa.
(RemixOf(Hamaari hi, mutthi mein,Aakash saaraaa,Jab bhi khulegi,Chamkegaa taaraa।))

7)Mera program bikne pe,Main bahut khush hua,Crash hota hai,To phir kyaa hya ?phir kyaa hua ?
(RemixOf(Tumko khush dekh kar,Main bahut khush hua,Ye aankh bhar aayee,To phir kya hua ?phir kya hua ?))

8)Humkaa s/w engg. na samjho,Hum bade kaam ke cheez,Coding kaise kee jaati hai,Humkaa hai tameez.
(RemixOf(Humkaa aisa vaisa, na samjho,Hum bade kaam ki cheez,Kaun bura hai, kaun bhalaa hai,Humkaa hai tameez।))

9)Crash hote hain, Code-E-Mahaan hee,Site-E-Customer pe,Woh kyaa khaak crash honge,Jo Customer khud likhe.
(RemixOf(Girte hain, Sher-E-Savaar hee,Maidaan-E-Jung mein,Woh kyaa khaak girenge,Ho Ghutnon ke bal chalen.))
Related Shar :“Humko maaloom hai,Zannat ki hakeekat lekin,Dil ke khush rehne ko,Gaalib, ye khyaal achhaa hai।”

10)Shaayad unka, aakhiri ho Ye Sher,Subpe “Wah Wah”, Ye samakh kar keh gaye.
(RemixOf(Shaayad unka, aakhiri ho ye sitam,Har sitam, hum ye samajh kar seh gaye

Short mobile sms 160 and 140 words

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai

aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai

aap se door karna kismat ki baat hai

magar aap ko —- karna himmat ki baat hai

Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,

Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,

Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Aye Dost tu itna badkalam na ho ki kabhi karib se gujrae to dua-salam na ho Dil mai haazaar gila shikva ho Magar Yeh nahi mumkin Tum aao mere ghar mein aur ahitram na ho Haazaar Dusmani Ho tumse,magar Khuda karen Dil mein kabhi ahsaa..sen intekam na ho.sitwat.

Har kadm pe imtehan leti hai zindagi

Har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi

Ham zindagi se shiqwa karen bhi to kaide

Aap sa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi ,,,,,,

shu karwa nafrat karo chho tamari nafarat ma pan prem chhe jo haa

kahesho to prem karish naa kahesho to mahenat karish jyare tamara laayak thais tyare fari thi offer karish

Chand lamhon ki mauhlat aur de de

Mere dardon ko sukoon aane laga hai

Unki mehfil ka asar kahen ya khuda jaane

Ab to marne me bhi maja ane laga hai…..

manzlain b us ki theen… rasta b us ka tha…. aik main akaila tha…. qafla b us ka tha… sath sath chalny ki…. soch b us ki thi… phir rasta badlny ka… faisla b us ka tha… aj kiun akeela hoon… dil sawal karta hai… log to usi k thay… kia KHUDA b us ka tha?

Bhol Kar Bhi Kisi Ko Na Rulaana,

Zindagi Me Sab Ko Hasana,

Dushman Ko Bhi Gale Lagana,

Phirbh Koi Gam De To Muje Phon Lagana.

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,

Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,

Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,

Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

kashif ajk from abudhabi……….ok

ager kisi ko shaeri pasand aye tu mujy jatt.peyara par msg kar k bata dayna tak main pir kabi iss sit ka visat kar skon ok bye tc

aaj phir teri yaad ayi barish ko dekh kr dil pe zoor na raha apni be bsi ko dekh kr roye iss kadar teri yaad mein ai dost ….k barish b tham gyi meri barish ko dekh kr..

dil$ay

Kisi Ki Chahat Par Jine Wale Hum Na The, Kisi Pe Mar Mitne Wale Hum Na The, Adat Si Pad Gayi Hai Tumhe Yaad Karne Ki, Varna Kisi Ko Yaad Karne Wale Hum Na The.

msg na karna msg na karna msg na karna msg na karna paise tum bachana par sms na karna hum bechte rahenge tum bas parhna hum tu hogey kangal par tum ho ameer:-)

LOVE S@YARI AND SMS

1. Saal to kai aaye aur chale gaye per es baar hum kehte hain

raho khush aur aabaad aap sab ye dua hum karte hain

na bichure kisi sei kisi ka meett (dost), dilo/ruh se kehte hain

aap sabko hum naye saal ki dili shubh kaamnaayein dete ha...

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2.Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,

Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,

Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...

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3.A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...

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4.Wohi Gham Wohi Tanhayi

Wohi Gham Wohi Tanhayi

The Sorrow The Lonliness

Bojheen Saanson Ka Bhari Hai Bahut

Ho Gaya Mushkil Uthana Kia Bataun

Us Shahar Ki Us Gali Main Woh Makan Tha

Us Main Tha Kis Ka Thikana Kia Bataun

Band Khidki Ke

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5.Har Mod Pe Unka Intezaar Karte Hai

Dil Hi Dil Mein,Unhe Chahte Hai,

Dil Hi Dil Mein,Unhe Pyaar Karte Hai,

Mushkil Hai Unka Raah Se Guzarna,

Fir Bhi Har Mod Pe,Unka Intezaar Karte Hai

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6.Apna Hi Ghar Bhul Gaye

Khoob Gaye Pardes,

Ke Apne Deewaron-Dar Bhool Gaye….

Sheesh Mahal Ne Aisa Ghera

Mitti Ki Ghar Bhool Gaye

Uski Galiyoon Se Jab Laute

Apna Bhi Ghar Bhool Gaye

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7.Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar;

milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ;

hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar;

phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar.

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todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata.

soch samajkar pyar kiya nahi jata.

yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti ,

agar dil se ki ho toh uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nahi jata

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Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,

Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,

Tu mat aa lakin aane ka wada to kar,

Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge…

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SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,

MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI HAI,

MERE DIL KO AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,

PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI HAI.

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Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki

Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA

TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

upar likha hai most wanted

neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi

humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE

PANI PITA HO PIPE SE

KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI

JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,

Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,

Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi

Internet par ho gayi sagaayi

Internet par divorce ho gaya

Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA

TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI

Tum WO MAJNOO HAI

JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar

ye ladkiya bahut satati hai

na karna in par aitbar

ye kharch bahut karwati hai

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

or number mera lagati hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain

Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,

pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,

Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,

Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,

Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,

To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,

ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,

pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka

tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,

par yaad tumhari aati hai,

Jab saans wahan par

leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya

Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.

Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,

Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,

Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,

Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,

Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.